Flowdussdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered walrus.

Flowdussdoss created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowdussdoss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flowdussdoss, it will turn you into a snail.

Flowdussdoss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flowdussdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowdussdoss.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.