Satsityart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful goose.

Satsityart created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Satsityart, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Satsityart, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Satsityart's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Satsityart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Satsityart loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.