Logtinyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish bat.

Logtinyarp created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Logtinyarp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Logtinyarp, it will jump up and down on your head.

Logtinyarp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Logtinyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Hide if four badgers approach from the east.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.