Kimtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sage ferret.

Kimtonk created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimtonk, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kimtonk, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kimtonk's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kimtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Kimtonk must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never talk about gravity.