Stipinggillunhonbumdim Rawyarpfot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented weasel.

Stipinggillunhonbumdim Rawyarpfot created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipinggillunhonbumdim Rawyarpfot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stipinggillunhonbumdim Rawyarpfot, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stipinggillunhonbumdim Rawyarpfot's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stipinggillunhonbumdim Rawyarpfot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stipinggillunhonbumdim Rawyarpfot.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not run in public.