Ontflaglog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving pigeon.

Ontflaglog created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontflaglog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ontflaglog, she will not care.

Ontflaglog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ontflaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never feed onions to sheep while wearing yellow corsets.

5. Do not commit murder.