Fethudjopzod Rottarfun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic grasshopper.

Fethudjopzod Rottarfun created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fethudjopzod Rottarfun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fethudjopzod Rottarfun, it will turn you into a frog.

Fethudjopzod Rottarfun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fethudjopzod Rottarfun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Fethudjopzod Rottarfun on top of important buildings.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.