Jatbesstig Wiphapgadtomwigtiglin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent troll.

Jatbesstig Wiphapgadtomwigtiglin created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatbesstig Wiphapgadtomwigtiglin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jatbesstig Wiphapgadtomwigtiglin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jatbesstig Wiphapgadtomwigtiglin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jatbesstig Wiphapgadtomwigtiglin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look after injured otters.