Jabhomquart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind coyote.

Jabhomquart created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabhomquart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jabhomquart, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jabhomquart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jabhomquart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Jabhomquart loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about moons.