Yebdut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid turtle.

Yebdut created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yebdut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yebdut, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yebdut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yebdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Retreat if six swans approach from the east.

3. Always help goats.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.