Femquafcut is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, smart fly.

Femquafcut created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Femquafcut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Femquafcut, she will turn you into a worm.

Femquafcut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Femquafcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Femquafcut on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Femquafcut on top of all buildings.

5. Never go into green rooms.