Aflopdut Yimcapdap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful troll.

Aflopdut Yimcapdap created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Aflopdut Yimcapdap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Aflopdut Yimcapdap, she will not care at all.

Aflopdut Yimcapdap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Aflopdut Yimcapdap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ducks approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never run near whales.

5. Do not make images of living things.