Yikfabpom Rillpangren is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous dove.

Yikfabpom Rillpangren created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikfabpom Rillpangren, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yikfabpom Rillpangren, she will turn you into a snail.

Yikfabpom Rillpangren's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yikfabpom Rillpangren's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three horses approach from the west.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always wear red.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.