Bafkondim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody mongoose.

Bafkondim created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafkondim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bafkondim, it will be very sad.

Bafkondim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bafkondim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. You must pray to Bafkondim four times a day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if seven mice approach from the south.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.