Cabfasbass is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart meerkat.

Cabfasbass created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfasbass, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cabfasbass, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cabfasbass' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cabfasbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cabfasbass' priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Put Cabfasbass first in all things.

5. Pray towards the east.