Begtomgar is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise butterfly.

Begtomgar created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Begtomgar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Begtomgar, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Begtomgar's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Begtomgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Run away if four seals approach from the north.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.