Hivganzod Arpcapfid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome warg.

Hivganzod Arpcapfid created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivganzod Arpcapfid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hivganzod Arpcapfid, she will torture you forever.

Hivganzod Arpcapfid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hivganzod Arpcapfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Always obey Hivganzod Arpcapfid's priests.