Farmabfit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, annoying sheep.

Farmabfit created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farmabfit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Farmabfit, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Farmabfit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Farmabfit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Farmabfit.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Hide if three rats approach from the east.

4. Put Farmabfit first in all things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.