Bugwatnan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous snail.

Bugwatnan created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugwatnan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bugwatnan, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bugwatnan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bugwatnan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.