Yatnellmit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent squid.

Yatnellmit created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Yatnellmit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatnellmit, she will turn you into a tree.

Yatnellmit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yatnellmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never eat bananas.