Sitbeglamzad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident donkey.

Sitbeglamzad created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sitbeglamzad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitbeglamzad, he will turn you into a puffin.

Sitbeglamzad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sitbeglamzad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.