Wikgon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish bat.

Wikgon created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikgon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikgon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wikgon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wikgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Wikgon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.