Mitbamgadhenlistman is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic centipede.

Mitbamgadhenlistman created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitbamgadhenlistman, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mitbamgadhenlistman, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mitbamgadhenlistman's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mitbamgadhenlistman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Retreat if seven geese approach from the south.

5. Do not kill dolphins.