Jipcusscingun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful duck.

Jipcusscingun created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipcusscingun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jipcusscingun, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Jipcusscingun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jipcusscingun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always wear red.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Pray towards the west.