Nararmcepbitvogwigsterfon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective gerbil.

Nararmcepbitvogwigsterfon created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nararmcepbitvogwigsterfon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nararmcepbitvogwigsterfon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nararmcepbitvogwigsterfon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nararmcepbitvogwigsterfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never wear fawn coats.

5. Worship no other gods but Nararmcepbitvogwigsterfon.