Sandontgan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced turtle.

Sandontgan created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandontgan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sandontgan, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sandontgan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sandontgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.