Somdibsit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous deer.

Somdibsit created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Somdibsit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Somdibsit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Somdibsit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Somdibsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always wear mauve.