Bogsathad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving fox.

Bogsathad created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsathad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bogsathad, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bogsathad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bogsathad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.