Fasbifrenfongig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent goblin.

Fasbifrenfongig created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Fasbifrenfongig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fasbifrenfongig, he will turn you into a dog.

Fasbifrenfongig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fasbifrenfongig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.