Dumdunsom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet naga.

Dumdunsom created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdunsom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dumdunsom, it will make you grow a tail.

Dumdunsom's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dumdunsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Do not covet oxen.