Fobnuttbem is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, uncaring duck.

Fobnuttbem created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fobnuttbem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fobnuttbem, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fobnuttbem's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fobnuttbem's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the south.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fobnuttbem on top of all buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Fobnuttbem.