Karbodnad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, resourceful deer.

Karbodnad created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbodnad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Karbodnad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Karbodnad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Karbodnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to tapirs while wearing magenta shirts.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not take Karbodnad's name in vain.