Sandfossmil Natgomvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful pigeon.

Sandfossmil Natgomvol created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandfossmil Natgomvol, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandfossmil Natgomvol, it will turn you into a tree.

Sandfossmil Natgomvol's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sandfossmil Natgomvol's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine gulls approach from the south.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.