Rowkoppark is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient deer.

Rowkoppark created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowkoppark, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowkoppark, he will manifest in front of you.

Rowkoppark's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rowkoppark's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear tights.