Fiddudstafparkzog Rotpoppon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident porpoise.

Fiddudstafparkzog Rotpoppon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fiddudstafparkzog Rotpoppon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fiddudstafparkzog Rotpoppon, it will make you grow a tail.

Fiddudstafparkzog Rotpoppon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fiddudstafparkzog Rotpoppon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Put Fiddudstafparkzog Rotpoppon first in all things.

5. Do not skip in public.