Jamsawdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, confident dolphin.

Jamsawdiss created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamsawdiss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jamsawdiss, she will torture you forever.

Jamsawdiss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Jamsawdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.