Fagzakril is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, able lobster.

Fagzakril created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fagzakril, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fagzakril, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fagzakril's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fagzakril's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Fagzakril loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not take Fagzakril's name in vain.