Cedmapyartbellfudsterlim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome octopus.

Cedmapyartbellfudsterlim created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedmapyartbellfudsterlim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cedmapyartbellfudsterlim, it will send you a sign.

Cedmapyartbellfudsterlim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cedmapyartbellfudsterlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away if seven great tits approach from the west.

3. Never sit near gulls.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedmapyartbellfudsterlim.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.