Camzossyot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent narwhal.

Camzossyot created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Camzossyot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Camzossyot, he will be mildly annoyed.

Camzossyot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Camzossyot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Camzossyot's name in vain.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Camzossyot on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.