Dodhugzoss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, able rhinoceros.

Dodhugzoss created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodhugzoss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodhugzoss, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dodhugzoss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dodhugzoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Never feed strawberries to sharks while wearing indigo dresses.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. You must never eat oranges.