Jiggofab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, grumpy shrew.

Jiggofab created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiggofab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jiggofab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jiggofab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jiggofab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Jiggofab loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never skip near frogs.