Rigfungil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind narwhal.

Rigfungil created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rigfungil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rigfungil, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rigfungil's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rigfungil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Rigfungil first in all things.

5. Never eat bark.