Pitpidquam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless donkey.

Pitpidquam created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitpidquam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitpidquam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pitpidquam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pitpidquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not chop down trees.