Genrillfum is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered narwhal.

Genrillfum created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Genrillfum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Genrillfum, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Genrillfum's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Genrillfum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not take Genrillfum's name in vain.