Bethapquat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous capybara.

Bethapquat created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bethapquat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bethapquat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bethapquat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bethapquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

2. Never wear pink rings.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Put Bethapquat first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.