Dumvennel is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish horse.

Dumvennel created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumvennel, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dumvennel, she will be very unhappy.

Dumvennel's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dumvennel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.