Zancunmip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident camel.

Zancunmip created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zancunmip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zancunmip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zancunmip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zancunmip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed peanuts to capybaras while wearing green shirts.

3. Never paint your back gray.

4. Retreat if four hamsters approach from the west.

5. You must never eat lentils.