Dagkim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered badger.

Dagkim created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dagkim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagkim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dagkim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dagkim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Dagkim on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Do not drink alcohol.