Wonjabtarfabnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witty dolphin.

Wonjabtarfabnurl created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonjabtarfabnurl, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wonjabtarfabnurl, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wonjabtarfabnurl's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wonjabtarfabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Wonjabtarfabnurl must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always obey Wonjabtarfabnurl's priests.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Wonjabtarfabnurl loves whales, so they must be honoured.