Stipnarlcip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, thoughtless skunk.

Stipnarlcip created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnarlcip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stipnarlcip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Stipnarlcip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Stipnarlcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stipnarlcip.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.